January 2011
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Yesterday Leo and I watched a movie about King Arthur. Leo said, “Hey! I know Arthur King Jr! We talked about him in school. He’s dead though.” Realized he was confusing King Arthur with MLK Jr when I asked what he looked like and he said, “Well, he’s black…”
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WatchGreatest. Ever.
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If I can hear you texting, and it sounds like you are dialing a really long phone number, time to get a smart phone. Why are people so anti-technology? It is really fucking annoying.
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“If you can’t find a solution, change the rules.”
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“Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.”
Death to false redheads.
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“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...”
– Douglas Adams
“If I was a woman these days, I’d be killing motherfuckers. My handgun would...”
– Henry Rollins (via pixilatedgirl)
“A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever...”
– Charles Foster Kane.
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